Must have:
- longish hair
- wavy or curly preferred
- redhead would be wonderful but I also like all the differet varieties too
- I'm partial to hipster girls or punky girls
- tattoos are a plus
- must like to laugh
- must like The Kinks
- must not be premeditating breaking up with me after pretending to be in love
- a pair of dancing shoes is optional as I will take you out on the town
- if you don't like to cuddle please refrain from responding to this inquiry
- if you are making fun of me and wish to have me sink lower into the septa of depression and also think I'm a big pussy and want an asshole to make you feel insecure do not follow up on this (I am a genuinely sweet guy with oddities but that hardly gives you the fucking right to drop me in a serious time of need)
- boobs are good but not required (cancer survivors, I'm equal opportunity)
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