Me Too: It went pretty well. I had a good time on stage.
Me: What the fuck dude, quick beating around the bush. You know what I'm asking about.
Me Too: No. No, I really don't. Calm down you. I mean, calm down me.
Me: Quit the cutesy bull shit. Did you get the girl?
Me Too: Well, I did me a very nice and cute girl. That much is affirmative.
Me: Goddam it! Just fucking tell me. DID YOU GET THE PUSSY PAYOFF?
Me Too: What are you talking about? You are so sick. She's a lovely person. Don't disrespect her like that.
Me: Oh, I get it. You did the deed. Yeah! That's what you did you little bastard. Hell yeah!
Me Too: Stop it. Stop it right now! I am a gentleman and she is a gentlewoman and to be quite frank -
Me: Oh shut your pussy up.
Me Too: I would be the shit out of me if it wouldn't hurt me too.
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