Have You Ever...

Have you ever thought a girl was cool and didn't really realize she was pretty banging (a.k.a. attractive) and then you see her on your last day you are in Chicago with like two hours left and things click and then all of sudden you're riding around in a bike-drawn carriage? And after that you both get a box of matches in order to commemorate the newness of passion? And then you go dancing and you make yourself dance because you think this girl is really cool? And you happened to spill all your knowledge about the Hanson brothers to her which hooked her? And she likes Disneyland? And then you nuzzle each other while trying to dance and it was cute and sexy and everything you ever wanted? And then some douche bag she's taking a class with at Second City gets really fucked up and she has to go take care of him and you are stuck in Chicago alone? And you have ten minutes to catch the North Line? And the cab driver is really fucking slow? And some Navy mother fuckers are in front of you on the Metra? And then you wake up and you're still on the train? And when you arrive it's almost two in the morning and you wait under the pre-pay awning because its raining? And then your best friend comes and picks you up? And you try not to cry in the car but just wait until you're laying down?

Me neither.