Sparknotes: HERO and LEANDER

Hero is a total babe ad Leander wants to fuck her. In order to get in that, Leander must swim across water. On his way, Poseidon sees that dick (now remember Leander was wearing only a skimpy loin cloth and his cock was way out there) and he wants nothing more than to suck on it. Slurp! Slurp! He settles with only giving Leander a great handjob. After Leander gets ashore, his emotions are conflicted as he begins to cope with the aftershocks of molestation. Hero ends up beating her meat alone in the temple at Delphi.