Thursday, July 29, 2010

4 Guaranteed* Pickup Lines

1. Is your vagina tired? Because I have been having sex with it all day in my head with my wiener.

2. I'm a carefree guy. Like I don't care that I have HIV.

3. Which way is the bathroom because I have to shit before we fux.

4. I just banged your mom and you are next pretty lady.


*unclear what is guaranteed

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