A Monologue

Maybe I should shave. I'm getting fluffy. But it does complete my Jeremiah Johnson look. Maybe I'll call some ladies tonight. I haven't made love in a while. Being rusty doesn't really matter with them though. Or maybe I should call Amber. I like her red hair. Even though it's dyed. And she doesn't mind the fact that I'm younger. We do both wear glasses. Except I don't. Hmm. Maybe I'll just go to the bars. I should drink more water. But me and the waitress are really hitting it off. She smiled at me last night. And she knows my name. Maybe. Well, I do have another disc of Full House to finish, and some pasta in the fridge. I don't know. Maybe.