Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Suggestions for the Yogi Bear movie

1) “Thems mothafuckas at Cottonelle givin’ us a bad name, let’s smoke they ass.” / “Only if they wipe” / “Shut the fuck up, Booboo.”

2) “Does a bear shit in the woods, Yogi?” / “Why the fuck would the state allot National Parks funds and not provide ample shitters? Think Boo”

3) “This picnic basket is nicer wicker” / “Don’t be a queef Boo, just load the crack and let’s peddle this shit before Ranger Smith catches wind” / “Sorry about that Yogi. The basket in 4C had a lot of deviled eggs” / “What is this? Gross-out humour?” / “I guess.”

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